Beautiful Mum walking to the water in tiny bikini. What more excuse do you need to take a candid snap. Tall, slim and elegant if you do need more. Please see Michele's website: www. Vertigo - Oracle of Human Beauty. My first girlfriend, Denise, had a heavy coat with a belt that when she wore it her Dad said made her look like a sack of potatoes tied in the middle. Unkind but fairly accurate.